Can you come up with a funny marriage quote? - funny marriage wordings invite to my friends
Something like:
Not a word marriage. It is a shame. A life sentence in prison.
or
The wedding is the person that you find annoying for the rest of your life
Thursday, February 18, 2010
Funny Marriage Wordings Invite To My Friends Can You Come Up With A Funny Marriage Quote?
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I was married by a judge. If asked for a jury. "
The best way to commemorate the anniversary of your wife, is to forget once.
"My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
"A man is incomplete until their marriage. After that he will."
Marriages "is like entering a warm bath. Once you get used to it is not so hot.
"My husband and I divorced for religious differences. He thought he was God, and I did."
Marriage is the main reason for the divorce.
Marriage is a relationship where one person is always right, and the other is a husband.
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
I was married by a judge. I asked a jury
After an argument, a woman said her husband: "You know, I was a fool when I married you." The man replied: "Yes, dear, but I was in love with her and did not notice."
When a man steals your wife, there can be no better revenge than to continue.
I married Mr. Right. I did not know his name was always.
Ronnie Corbett: Do not you think that marriage is a lottery?
Ronnie Barker: No. With a lottery with a little luck.
Marriage isa 3-circus - engagement ring, wedding ring and suffering.
A happy marriage is a matter of give and take, the man and woman are shot dead.
A woman tells her friend: "It was I who made my husband a millionaire."
"And before she was married, asked the friend.
The woman replied: "A multi-millionaire.
Marriage is like going to restaurants with friends. You order what you want and when you see what else you wish you had solved.
Love is a long sweet dream and marriage is the alarm clock.
Husbands are like lawn mowers are hard to begin to push foul odors, and do not work half the time!
HusbandWomen: Why do you keep reading our marriage license?
The woman's husband: I am looking for a gap
lol many of them are so true .....
I'm sorry, but I do not know ...... ya'll are funny .... lol
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